thirstyboy

A nerdy, likely virgin male, often found in a Twitch chatroom, giving compliments and donating large sums of money to attractive female streamers (or in some case male streamers) in hopes that the streamer will acknowledge them out of excitement, since this is the only sort of remotely sexual or even friendly interaction they are capable of receiving in their unfortunate lives.

Alpha Male 1: "Did you see some thirstyboy donated $5000 to Kaceytron?"
Alpha Male 2: "Yeah she makes a pretty good living off those thirstyboys' donations."

thirstyboy by whitegoose May 30, 2014

thirsty boy

A phrase used to refer to a bathroom urinal, originally coined by a Twitter user when he called the urinal he was using a "thirsty boy" while in a conference call.

Just went for a piss while still wearing my microphone and the whole conference heard me call the urinal a "thirsty boy".

thirsty boy by Generic_Username March 2, 2017

thirtybomb 

a 30 rack of beer.

Let's go pick up a thirtybomb, and get it crack-a-lackin'.

thirtybomb by Fletchbomb June 17, 2010

Thirstboxing 

A term used to identify the act of constantly trying to gain attention through social media, often as a means of calling someone out

"I see you thirstboxing all over my pics and in my DM. Imma have to block you now"

"Oh you call yourself being slick and liking all of Sheila's pics, huh? Yeah I done caught you thirstboxing all up in her shit!"

Thirstboxing by Sevillian87 September 10, 2016