The one, the only Dracula.The poor bastard was hopelessly typecast after Dracula, but was the embodiment of the dark count.He became addicted to morphine,which ruined his film career.He ended his film career as an extra in Ed Wood "b" films.He was buried in his trademark cape and evening garb.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).