baffies 

Slippers (singular baffie or baffy)
Scottish word for slippers, thought to derive from 'bachle' meaning to shuffle.

Ms darling wife heats ma baffies by the fire afore gien me a hoat toddie.

baffies by Gwank July 17, 2004

Screaming Barfies 

A term used mostly by ice climbers to describe the feeling of having your hands go numb only to come back to feeling with extreme pain. The terminology coming from when your hands are coming back to feeling you want to scream and barf at the same time.

I was climbing that sick WI5 but when I got to the top I had a nasty case of the screaming barfies.

Screaming Barfies by nthpro January 20, 2007

Bullshit Baffles Brains 

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

Bullshit Baffles Brains by Eddy July 29, 2007

Bullshit Baffles Brains 

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.

Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.

Bullshit Baffles Brains by dnptyf November 13, 2016

Bullshit Baffles Brains 

Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.

They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.

Bullshit Baffles Brains by Rikstir April 28, 2017

Buffiest 

Pronounced buff-e-ist, used to describe when you’re best buddies with someone but it is not a good enough word.

-“Hey! Are you and that guy best buddies?”
-“No, we’re actually best buffiests.”

Buffiest by coolleanbeans25 July 18, 2018

baffles 

Sockie Norris's food truck.
Baffles is a mix between breakfast and waffles

Sockies food truck "Baffles" is becoming viral across the internet

baffles by Norris nuts fan July 9, 2021