party fairy 

The party fairy is someone who cleans up the aftermath of a party when the hosts are still asleep.

The party fairy is also the opposite of the beer fairy.

Host of the party the next morning: "What! How did it get so clean!"
Person the host doesn't know was the party fairy: "The party fairy must have done it!"
Host: "Oh you!"

party fairy by brrota March 1, 2014

Party Fair 

Stuff you need for a party, could be anything. Alcohol, drugs, pipes, papers, girls, cigs, lighters, trampolines, pools, etc.

Have you seen steven's party fair, i bet he spent two hundred bucks on jagermeister alone, it's gonna be sick

Party Fair by Quit Raping my Cat March 8, 2010

fair's field party

An amazing place to party if you're looking for an awful time. You're not getting laid from any girls that show up if you don't have a razor or a truck that's beat to shit. Not to mention that most of the girls that show up there are still in High School. Average age of men that arrive are 19-22. Average age of woman that arrive are 15-18. The young girls are always up for a good and sexual time if you provide alcohol and a ride in your razor. You may think their fires are made out of firewood? Nope, their fires are made out of used tires. In this case, if you've been to any field parties at fairs, you should probably get a CT scan the following month to see if you have lung cancer. Locals may show up and either stab or shoot you. If your bored and that's your type of crowd, get out there!

Hey what are you up to tonight man?
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!

fair's field party by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019