Nut Stache 

A mustache on the genitals. With the penis acting as a nose, the nut stache is the pubic hair under the shaft. It also may be part of a full nut beard.

You have such a thick nut stache!

Nut Stache by fire man 12 March 22, 2009

Nut Stache 

When you finish a blow job by cumming on her upper lip, like a milk mustache.

... turns out she doesn't swallow so she ended up with a Nut Stache... looked like President Taft.

Nut Stache by Wookieknuckle March 12, 2010

Nut Stache 

1. Placing ones nut sac on the upper lip of another person. Allowing the shaft to slap the forehead.

2. Ejaculating on a victim's upper lip and spreading it thin like a dirt stache.

1. Chris totally nut stached me earlier today. His shaft left a mark on my forehead.

2. Is my upper lip still crusty from my earlier nut stache?

Nut Stache by HeftyHogan January 10, 2014

nut stache 

it’s like a milk mustache but with nut, aka semen. (mostly seen after giving head)

“girl wipe off your nut stache, my mom’s almost home”

nut stache by sexylady124 March 19, 2023

Nut Satchel 

the preverbial bag that containes your testies a.k.a. your nut sack

I just got kicked in the Nut Satchel.

Quit being such a Nut Satchel George.

Nut Satchel by Nubby G January 7, 2010

nutstache 

1. The hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.

1. Brian Ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache

nutstache by A Friend September 3, 2003

nutstacker 

Nutstacker:
1. n. A person who engages in homosexual behavior.
2. n. syn. sausage-fest
3. adj. prep. of or relating to a dirty, smelly ball-sack.

rel.
nutstack: v. Engaging in homosexual behavior related to same-sex oral sex.

1.
Person 1: "John is so gay."
Person 2: "He is such a Nutstacker."

2.
Person: "The guy to girl ratio in here sucks, its like 3 dudes to 1 girl. Such a nutstacker in here."

3.
Person: Ew what's that smell in here? Smells like a nutstacker."

nutstacker by Oober Noober April 26, 2011