cumpewter

A computer covered in cum

You got cum all over the cumpewter u asshole

by Ehirsch December 30, 2013

Cumputer

A computer entirely dedicated to porn

My mom almost discovered my cumputer

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

cumputer

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

Cumputer

A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

by Rofflez March 28, 2009

cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

cumpster

A female "cum dumpster." A slutty woman who can not last more than 3 days without ingesting cum. see also "Costco Bukkake" and "Cupcakke."

Jen, the cumpster, fucked 4 Italian guys in 3 different holes last night. She loves being showered in cum. She IS a dumpster. The Cumpster.

by BigmuffDiver April 25, 2011

Cumpooter

1. Poor spelling of the word computer
2 When after anal sex a man ejaculates into his partners asshole and his partner lets out a giant fart that sprays the semen everywhere

1. Person 1: d00d i wish mah cumpooter was faster

Person 2: it computer dipshit
2. Man i love it when Steve and I make a cumpooter but the clean up is just terrible.

by PolPots September 16, 2011