Jewel bag

Chicago slang for a standard plastic shopping bag that is reused for storage, organizing things or garbage. Named for Jewel-Osco food/drug stores. Sometimes called Jewels bag.

I need to get another Jewel bag since I filled the last one with so much garbage.

Jewel bag by 60067th Hell December 21, 2013

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Jewel Bag

The male scrotum. Home of the family jewels.

My jewel bag is so smooth when it’s shorn.

Jewel Bag by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

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Jewel bag

Chicago slang for a standard plastic shopping bag that is reused for storage, organizing things or garbage. Named for Jewel-Osco food/drug stores. Sometimes called Jewels bag.

I need to get another Jewel bag since I filled the last one with so much garbage.

Jewel bag by 60067th Hell December 21, 2013

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jewel bags

Scientific term: labia majora. The loose lips around a woman's vagina. Pussy lips.

Man - Julie's jewel bags needs to get cleaned every once in a while. They're getting dirty.

jewel bags by the majora tom December 1, 2011

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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