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rocking chair winner 

A sports gambling term used to describe an easy winner. "Rocking chair" is used to demonstrate the ease of the win. Essentially, it's as easy as sitting in a rocking chair and rocking.
Dave: Yo Jake did you take that Alabama/Florida game?
Jake: Na, what was the spread.
Dave: Florida -10, beat em 56-24. Fucking rocking chair winner baby!
rocking chair winner by AbuserX December 16, 2008

Rocking Soccer 

The kind of game that will make you say 'rocking' in front of everything...

Also, the kind of game that will keep you up all night trying to figure out why your team lost to a trash squad.

Rocking Soccer... The game for rocking laddies

*WARNING* Your friends may make fun of you, but you just gotta remember that people made fun of Jesus too.
Person A: "Dude, this party is rocking lit!"
Person B: "Huh?"
Person A: "Oh sorry man, I just got rocking soccer on my mind!"
Rocking Soccer by rockinglad98 October 25, 2016

Rocking a Piss 

To urinate with extreme passion and dedication.
"Hey man sorry I'm late, I was rocking a piss."
Rocking a Piss by nickyslicky69 December 6, 2019

rocking a sidepipe 

When a male wears pants so tight, the outline of of his genitalia can be seen. Hence, giving the impression that he is rocking a sidepipe.
"Johnny wears pants so tight, he's rocking a sidepipe 24/7."

grey rocking 

The grey rock method is a strategy some people use when interacting with manipulative or abusive individuals. It involves becoming as unresponsive as possible to the abusive person’s behavior.
Jane tried to harass and manipulate Kate into breaking up with John. Instead of fighting, Kate began grey rocking her and Jane eventually backed off
grey rocking by Melonlonhead March 28, 2022

rocking the clap 

Slang for contracting gonorrhea.
I hooked up with a chick last week and now I'm rocking the clap.
rocking the clap by Boobrella April 21, 2006