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Crack whore area of surrey, leads the world in human shit per street in the northern hemisphere. A favourite activity of the locals of Whalley is to to cover yourself in some shit laying on the street and then stab someone with your crack syringe.
Guy1: Yo I hear you came back from Whalley did you get stabbed???
Guy2:.....ya :l
Whalley by NewtonPizzaJack December 7, 2013
A term used to describe a vile piece of shit person that has no purpose in life and was most likely a failed abortion. Most "whalley's" grow up to marry washed up, cracked head strippers and have imaginary children
"Did you know we had a whalley on our floor? He's a virgin and masturbates in peanut butter jars!"
whalley by I need more cowbell January 22, 2010
The best surname in the world! No, they aren't crackhead sluts and losers that seek attention, they are funny sociable people. May not be the smartest in the world but at least they try!
Hey, you see Miss Whalley over there, she's bang tidy!
Whalley by hhbabexx August 22, 2011

Whalley Backalley

A sex position named after the district of Whalley, Surrey. Canada.

A Whalley Backalley is when you take two fingers and proceed to finger your partner's anus, followed by your anus, and then to your partner's mouth.
Hey bro, I heard Nato got Whallied (Short form for Whalley Backalley) by Egghead this weekend! Hahaha!

whalley wiggle 

The dance that is performed by drug induced females and males. In surrey be ( Whaley strip)
That bitch is doing the Whalley wiggle!!!

Whalley Towel Rack 

A male wears a towel tied in the back. He then gets an erection. Upon releasing the towel it stays supported by his erect member.
After skinny dipping in the Scotia Towers fountain I was mortified when my friends tried to whip off my towel and I was left with a Whalley Towel Rack.