That kind guy who occasionally says things in German, is rather talented, plays tons of video games, and is an overall geek. He claims to do no physical activities, yet has some secret to staying fit.

1: Hey! You're breaking the rules!
2: But Günther forced me to do this!
1: Oh... Then why didn't you just say no?
2: Because... It's contagious.
1: *reject* Just STFU!

Günther by YannöDisnamizFæk December 30, 2014

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Günther

Günther is a foking (Italian not German) hero with the biggest penis in the world. Don't try to make him mad or he will foksmash you and your foking door. With his foking big knowledge about everything you won't be smarter than him so don't even try to say bullshit to him. He isn't just a wankor.... He is a foking rockstar.

Günther is a foking rockstar.
I would be gay for Günther.

Günther by Foking Wankor November 29, 2021

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gunther

a european pop-artist whose videos on youtube are halariously entertaining. All of his songs are about sex. He occasionally sings a verse or two, and throws in the occasional oh yeah, while the sunshine girls sing most of the songs. He pronounces his name "ginter". He has the best mullet/mustache combo ever.

Person 1- That guy has the best mullet i've ever seen.
Person 2- Wait till you see Gunther

gunther by KPstlstyle January 8, 2008

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Gunther

A leader amoung men, a shark amoung minnows. You can tell from a far hes got the biggest penis in any room. But behind his muscularity and bulding bisepts is a massive teddy bear thats willing to tend to a womans ever need. Who strives to please his women friend, In ever way. Women oragasim at the sight of him, sometimes he wheres masks to prevent women from following him home and forcing themselves on him. These are only some of great qualities of gunther.

*hot chick* "omg look its gunther" *organisms

Gunther by To be the not to be April 15, 2019

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