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Uckings is the plural of Uck-(giving head(sucking Dick(The up and down movement of your mouth over a penis which can erect a penis)))
"Yes I give uckings, Where exactly is your bando?"
Uckings by RhiannonBrathwaite April 24, 2015

urking and jerking 

(1)bullsh*tting around when it can cost,hurt you or not be in your best interest.
(2)fumbling around.
(3)slipping.
(4)f*cking off
Discovered in Florida by a guy on the treasure coast by the name of Boobie.
He was urking and jerking, thats why he went to jail.

ucoking teh log 

stealing nicknames on an IRC server, which confuses bots that keep stats.
*** suzumebachi is now known as h0rn3t
*** garian is now known as suzumebachi
*** suzumebachi is now known as garian
<littlechavez> D:
<littlechavez> stop ucoking teh logs!
ucoking teh log by Garian March 2, 2003
it is irritating or annoying you.

Also spelled Irking
My daughter is Urking my nerves when she doesn't answer her cell phone.
urking by Nacirema August 19, 2016
Used in the same context as fucking, but slightly less vulgar, yet still bearing the same context instead of "fiddlesticks" or some such other bullshit.
Me: Damn, I have to work Saturday again? This is the 3rd ufking time I've had--

Over-Sensitive Politically-Correct Mormon (interrupting): Hey! Watch what you're saying, there's kids around!

M: I know, hence the ufking, dummy!

OSPCM: No, I meant the "d-a-m-n" part.
ufking by edw007 February 15, 2008
when a group of people picks a random fight and/or tries to rob you often while they are recording you with cell phone cameras
These three teenagers were unking this dude in the subway for no reason.
unking by efghi January 7, 2011