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cardenas 

A very smelly Ladd. This motherfucker needs a bath. A Cardenas can be found in the club fuckin bitches, but only the drunk, fat ones. A Cardenas has an average penis but if you don't mind being disappointed, the sex is great.
Man this nigga smells like an overcooked Cardenas... eww
cardenas by tht one nigga November 12, 2013

Cardenas 

Verb. To not obtain enough of something.
I wanted to run for State Treasurer this year, but I Cardenas'd the signatures.

My political career is over because I Cardenas'd support.
Cardenas by Tony V. June 11, 2018

Garcia Lopez de Cardenas 

Boy, do I wish that I could see the Grand Canyon like Garcia Lopez de Cardenas did.

dirty cardenas 

when a female surprisingly starts manually stimulating(handjob) a male partner in conjunction with dancing.
I got a dirty cardenas at the club last night
dirty cardenas by chriscbc05 December 1, 2009

Mr. Cardenas 

Mr. Cardenas is foo who talks non stop like a fucken machine. He don’t even know how to teach. He looks like a pinche lagartija because like he all skinny and then u just see he fucken little ass stomach popping out.
Mr. Cardenas talk like a machine.
Mr. Cardenas by Incognito bb daddy January 29, 2020

Mr. Cardenas 

He is a big ass bitch that always says that u give him attitude. He don’t even know how to teach a shit. He always be talking like a motherfucken ass machine. And he has a thick ass too.
Mr. Cardenas is thickkkkk.
Mr. Cardenas by Lil.pussy293 January 29, 2020