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He bent over, and the alligator bit him in the funes!
Funes by Daniel Blackfield May 2, 2005
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Having fun with a lerisure activity whilst listening to "tunes"
Tie Dying and Bob Marley. Hmm sounds like you had lots of Funes.
Funes by Leprecons July 5, 2009

Funes Mori 

Latin.

1 To spaff a player out of your team to then replace them the very next game
Citeh have West Ham next, you're going to regret spaffing Ags.

Doesn't matter mate, will just Funes Mori him.
Funes Mori by Tampon Tax January 30, 2020

bryan funes 

Hehe Bryan Funes wrote this
Did u see what Bryan Funes said
bryan funes by Funes December 12, 2017

Mauricio Funes 

The richest salvadorian nigga in the world currently facing legal problems and enjoying an absolutely rich and wealthy life in a big mansion on Nicaragua
Had you heard of Mauricio Funes? Yeah! And we are currently more poor than ever

funeral drinking game 

The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.

It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.

It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.

If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.

It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.

Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.

Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.

Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:

If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!

We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.

It’s the circle of life.
I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!