masterblazing 

Masturbating while smoking weed.

Dude, my mom caught me masterblazing again.

masterblazing by Curtis Grander October 15, 2013

masterblazing 

it means ur high and horny

yo dude i saw jake masterblazing

masterblazing by lickitsmackitwackit69 March 7, 2019

Masturblazing 

Masturblazing the is act of masturbating whilst high, the purpose? Well why not.

Adam: Damn last night I passed around 8pm!
Cody: Why so early, loser
Adam: I was Masturblazing in my room ha

Masturblazing by MessyBRider May 28, 2013

Masturblazing 

Masturblazing is when you jack off while smoking weed.

Guy 1: My parents caught me masturblazing last night.
Guy 2: What did they do?
Guy 1: Join in...

Masturblazing by the Crusty Crab May 26, 2015

masterblading 

Masturbating while rollerblading.

I was rollerblading through the park yesterday and i decided to start masterblading.

masterblading by Sulleyvan July 5, 2008

masterbating with a cheese grater 

Doing a task that is not a good idea

Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

masterbating with a cheese grater by matt1975 September 10, 2012

masterbating 

Expertly jacking off.

Guy 1:Man, I think steve's masturbating again.
Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.

masterbating by Sir Fizwheel Humperdink October 5, 2007