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Monkey Pile 

an excited way to like a Barrel Full of Monkeys, a big jumbled pile of hard parts all akimbo, like dungeons and dragons lead figures or nails made of gold. A stack of paintings un-straitened or skewey.
I just got a monkey pile of paints!

Monkey Pile 

Wow look at that monkey pile at KFC!
Monkey Pile by Big1275 January 3, 2024

sum bitch pile monkey nuts 

This phrase is used in place of a vulgarity, cursing, or other wordage that is not proper for use in certain areas and situations.
"Did I drop that hammer on your foot?"

"Yes you did you Sum Bitch Pile Monkey Nuts!"

-or-

"Yo man I was bangin the hell out of your sister last night!"

"Isn't that a sum bitch pile monkey nuts!"

pile driver money shot 

It is when you are having sex in the "pile driver" position. The man applying the "pile driving" then pulls out to cum all down the face and tits of the person that is upside down in the pile driver receiver position. Because the receiver is in the upside down position, all the cum that shoots onto her tits, will still drip down onto her face.
I got so excited pile driving my girlfriend while she was upside down with her ass and pussy in the air, that I pulled out to cum, and all the cum sprayed downward all over her face and tits. The "pile driver money shot" makes the best cum on face.
pile driver money shot by whtronin February 18, 2018

Michigan Monkeypie 

When a girl holding a hidden grudge shits in her hands without the guy knowing, and continues to smear it on the back of the guy during sexual intercourse. Usually done out of anger.
Adam: "Dude! I gave that chick an Alabama Hotpocket last weekend and she was NOT loving it.."

Chase: "Haha! That must be why she gave you a Michigan Monkeypie!"

Adam: (checking his back) "Wait, wha..? --GROSS!"
Michigan Monkeypie by C Phantom September 3, 2012
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026