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Easton, Ma 

Easton is a small primarily white town about 40 minutes south of Boston. Easton residents catch a bad rep from many surrounding communities, due to the fact they are generally more wealthy. The school produces smart students, often excelling in MCAS and SAT scores. Even some of the drop outs are smart.
Don't think for a second that because of the wealth Easton is soft. Last year, (2012) 3 of the strongest members of the football team each fought a member of Rival Stoughton "Tough Town"'s team. Easton fighters won all 3 fights, solidifying that Tough Town is not actually that tough. OA class of 2012 stand up!
Sports are quite successful at Oliver Ames. Usually the football team is one of the weakest teams, but a super bowl birth has brought new life to the program. Boys Soccer and Baseball have had great success. Girls athletics always seem to produce at least one state champion.
Not a lot to do in Easton though, a lot of kids just drive around smoking weed, or go to a girls basement and binge drink. As age increases, so has the drug problem. Molly, LSD, Shrooms, Cocaine, and Heroine are prominent drugs in the area. Cops are all over the drug scene though, as they have nothing better to do.
A lot of Easton Kids are well rounded, smart, caring students. Some of them are stuck up tools though, as there are groups like that in every town. Easton is a nice place to live, and produces many great young men and women from its school system.
Jimmy-Yo, whattup dog whats good in Easton, Ma today?
Trev- nothin man, bored as fuck. Yo, you wanna burn?
Jimmy- hell ya, just another day in the life
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Easton, Ma 

A stereotype of a shitty rich white town, Easton is full of beautiful “parks” that are actually smoke spots that happen to have children play around during the daytime. Probably a decent amount of sexual assault here, but why would we investigate that? Convictions are a bad look for our schools.
Person 1: Hey where are you from?
Person 2: Oh, I’m from Easton, Ma.
Person 1: Where’s that
Person 2: *intentionally avoids mentioning Brockton because they don’t want to be associated with minorities* uhhhh, have you ever been to the Xfinity center?
Easton, Ma by ResponsibleCritizen February 13, 2019

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Mark Eaton 

A man who is unmatchable in power, his magnitude is only topped by the words of Ella Beckham. As he searches for his lifelong love he cannot help but be attracted back to his sister. And his favorite artist is imagine dragons. Baseball is his only talent.
Cmon now Aiden your being a real Mark Eaton right now.
Mark Eaton by BigMacDemolisher April 9, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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