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FIFA bullshit 

When you're dominating your opponent in FIFA but EA decides it's not your day and fucks you over in stoppage time.
Lucas and Cameron are tied 0-0 late in the game, after Lucas had 20 shots on goal and 80% possession.

Lucas: I can't wait to be rewarded with a win for my hard work!
EA: Haha, good one!
Cameron: It's the 90th minute! Watch this.

Cameron's defender makes a weak attempt at goal, but it gets deflected and Lucas' sedentary goalkeeper watches as the ball slowly rolls into the net.

Lucas: That's some FIFA bullshit!

Lucas throws his controller out the window.
FIFA bullshit by easucks2020 September 2, 2020
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FIFA bullshit 

1. When you're playing FIFA and everything is going great, and then the game fucks you over in the last minute so you lose. Examples include:

Bullshit handballs that turn into PKs

FIFA autoswitching you away from a wide open dude in front of the net

Your aerial threat refusing to jump for a header

etc.

2. When real FIFA, meaning the world governing body of soccer/football, not the video game, does something stupid like decide to have Qatar host a world cup.
Yeah, a randomass desert in the Middle East is a much more logical location than the US. Fucking FIFA bullshit
FIFA bullshit by fudgemybum December 10, 2010
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FIFA bullshit 

FIFA bullshit is when an inferior player continuously blames the game for their ineptitude. This is most obvious when the player in question quits before the game is over because, "This is bullshit."
Jimmy: That's some FIFA bullshit, there's no way I should have lost that game!

Patrick: 43 shots on target to your 1 and a 12-0 final score with 72% of the possession would really say otherwise...
FIFA bullshit by thegreatone? October 16, 2012

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026