turkeyburger
turkeyburger by lmbo!!! August 11, 2012
TurkeyBurger
A burger made of Turkey. They are much better for you and are most certainaly not served at Mcdonalds. Thay taste the same but people do not want to eat them because they want to be fat and look ugly.
TurkeyBurger by ryuzakikun96 April 24, 2009
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Turdelburger
A small dried, shrivelled piece of mammalian excrement. Preferably from a carnivorous quadruped, (a cat). Sometimes this form of excrement can look like a sort of burger, one may be tempted to eat it, but would be in a servere state of shock if oral intercourse with this mistaken burger happened to occur.
man1;-"My father of justice! What kind of philistine would leave a truly meaty burger of that converse lying in a cat litter box, such as that which is lying in front of us? I shall merely bend over, scoop it up and place it in my salvia-filled aurephis..."
man2;-"DON'T BE FOOLED! That's not a burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"
man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"
*dies*
man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turdelburger#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"
man2;-"DON'T BE FOOLED! That's not a burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"
man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"
*dies*
man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turdelburger#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"
Turdelburger by mysteriousinternaut April 27, 2006
Turkey Burger
coined from spring break 2010. Referring to heavy set and ugly girls. Also, can use "Turkey Wrap" for skinny but busted girls. Really fat girls can also be known as a "Baconater"
If you bring that girl back you straight eating a Turkey Burger.
All those girls were fine except the one Turkey Burger.
Yo, you were so drunk last night you were posted up with that Turkey Burger and Baconater friend.
All those girls were fine except the one Turkey Burger.
Yo, you were so drunk last night you were posted up with that Turkey Burger and Baconater friend.
Turkey Burger by Spring Break 2010 March 11, 2010
Turdelburger
A small dried, shrivelled piece of mammalian excrement. Preferably from a carnivorous quadruped, (a cat). Sometimes this form of excrement can look like a sort of burger, one may be tempted to eat it, but would be in a servere state of shock if oral intercourse with this mistaken burger happened to occur.
man1;-"My father of justice! What kind of philistine would leave a truly meaty burger of that converse lying in a cat litter box, such as that which is lying in front of us? I shall merely bend over, scoop it up and place it in my salvia-filled aurephis..."
man2;-"DON'T BE FOOLED! That's not a burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"
man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"
*dies*
man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turde#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"
man2;-"DON'T BE FOOLED! That's not a burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"
man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"
*dies*
man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turde#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"
Turdelburger by mysteriousinternaut April 27, 2006