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cock dust 

1. Detritus on and around the penis and testicles caused by not showering or bathing.

2. A completely unnecessary and unwanted thing or person.
1. She unveiled his throbbing manhood only to see it was covered with cock dust.

2. He was a complete idiot, ruining the whole plan. Total cock dust.

dustcock 

A penis-shaped insignia, inscribed onto a dust-covered motor vehicle using one's finger.
Let's draw a dustcock on Basil's car!
dustcock by 2bli2 February 29, 2008

Dustcock 

The drawing of a classic text book-style penis graphic onto a dust-laiden motor vehicle. Usually done by hand using the forefinger or middle finger.
* That car is so filthy, someone has drawn dustcocks all over it!

* I need to wash my car, its so dirty, someone has dustcocked the bonnet
Dustcock by Jonez CoId March 3, 2008

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026