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puckered dumpling 

(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.
I guess he's an ass jockey, 'cause he never sweats a fudge pickle when he sees a puckered dumpling.
puckered dumpling by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

puckered starfish 

I poked her in her puckered starfish.
puckered starfish by Anonymous July 28, 2003

PHSSL phucked

PHSSL phucked, v, (fih-sull-fuh-kd):
Pennsylvania High School Speech League holds their annual tournament in the last weekend of March annually. Despite the results of tournaments leading up to this event, competitors still manage to get metaphorically "fucked" by their judges.
"Did you hear about Mike Dahlgren? He got 2nd in finals.."
"Yeah, man, he definitely got PHSSLphucked."

"Wait, how did I get a 7 in this round?! Did I seriously just get PHSSL phucked?"
PHSSL phucked by MaggieQuigs March 28, 2009

Puckered Anus 

When one is beyond any feeling of frustration, anger, defeat, in any shape or form, their anus is puckered with these feelings.
Guy: Brett you okay?
Brett: No fuck you! You fucking cheater! I should have won!
Guy: Man, your anus is really puckered. You have quite a puckered anus.
Puckered Anus by ThePuckererer April 22, 2015

Puckered Raisin

Eric: How was your trip to Los Angeles?

Pete: Great, I hooked up with this chick I met at a bar.

Eric: How was it?

Pete: Really cool until she spread her ass cheeks and told me to taste her California puckered raisin.

puckered star 

bum hole; derived from appearance when viewed whilst doggy style sexing her.
"she bent over and I could see her puckered star"
puckered star by Rob July 20, 2004