PHSSL phucked, v, (fih-sull-fuh-kd):
Pennsylvania High School Speech League holds their annual tournament in the last weekend of March annually. Despite the results of tournaments leading up to this event, competitors still manage to get metaphorically "fucked" by their judges.
"Did you hear about Mike Dahlgren? He got 2nd in finals.."
"Yeah, man, he definitely got PHSSLphucked."
"Wait, how did I get a 7 in this round?! Did I seriously just get PHSSL phucked?"
When one is beyond any feeling of frustration, anger, defeat, in any shape or form, their anus is puckered with these feelings.
Guy: Brett you okay?
Brett: No fuck you! You fucking cheater! I should have won!
Guy: Man, your anus is really puckered. You have quite a puckered anus.