Glazed Dick 

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.

"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."

Glazed Dick by misshingo October 30, 2012

Eat a dick glazed in shit

An exclamation of anger or disgust.

Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.

Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit!

I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.

Eat a dick glazed in shit by RedPhalkon March 26, 2011

Glazed Donut Dick

A term uncommonly used to define a ring of crust around ones penis due to intercourse with a nasty women

"Dude i fucked a nasty whore, and now i have glazed donut dick"

Glazed Donut Dick by themanginger August 3, 2014