God

Dog backwards

God is dog backwards

by TAL3452 January 2, 2017

God

An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.

Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."

Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."

Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"

Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"

Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."

Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."

by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009

God

Some say he doesn't exist, others say he is indifferent. Still others say he is the picture of love and he is all-powerful. Some claim to follow him but don't truly do it, some scoff at his followers, and a rare handful of people actually follow him.

Look at a true believer to see what this is like. They are supposed to be an example of God's love.

by Karo-san August 25, 2009

god

one of most popular words in urban dictionary

Did you know that the word god has over 500 definitions?

by thisnickisnotused February 7, 2010

God

The only word with no universally accepted definition.

How many definitions of God can there be? Well, I guess I better go to god-defined.com to find out.

by god defined August 25, 2009

god

level 99 white mage

God casts level 5 world flood, many things die

by dungeon master May 4, 2004

God

A word that theists and atheists alike, scream about.

Theist: PRAISE (Insert the name of the god(dess)(es/s)here) IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL (Insert punishment adminstered for not worshiping the god(dess)(es/s)

Atheist: YOU ARE A (Insert blatant insult here) FOR EVEN CONSIDERING TO BELIEVE IN (Insert the name of the god(dess)(es/s)'s name here)

by Aeschere December 11, 2008