Jarrett Kitchen

Famous actor/comedian and musician, also known for his talents as an impressionist, a stunt/precision driver, a professional heavy equipment/diesel mechanic, and Master Railroader. He was born into a strong family in December 1981 atop a mountain in western North Carolina, is an appalachian american that is also known for his astonishing good looks, and a facial complexion that silences with the slightest of stares or glances from his piercing brilliant Blue eyes, and a young female fan club following. Jarrett has been the model individual for all people that could ever be as Cool or cool motherfucker like as he is. Best known for his role as a supporting actor with Ben Stiller in the 1995 Disney Classic film Heavyweights. Jarrett Now lives semi quietly in Henderson County North Carolina with his goegeous wife and new baby girl.

"Hol-ey shit! He's hot like Jarrett Kitchen." Or used in fear "It's that Jarrett Kitchen guy!! Lets get the fuck outta here!!!" Or in Compliment such as "Jarrett Kitchen is a Cool motherfucker man."

Jarrett Kitchen by TS2mechanic February 22, 2012

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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