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fuckitis 

A benign illness which causes afflicted people to pronounce a derivative of fuck in every sentence. Can happen to anybody, and lasts 12 to 48 hours.
college kid: That exam was fuckin hard. But the fuckin prof gave me an fuckin A! Fuck yeah !
grandpa: what's his problem?
mom: fuckitis.
fuckitis by nageuse July 22, 2012

Fuckitis 

The insiatiable urge to fuck!
It is a horrible affliction possessed by both genders, whereby the afflicted desires to fuck "Hunnyz" or "hunks" (in accordance with their sexual orientation). The subject's standards diminish rapidly as their "need to bang" grows out of control, to the point of being overwhelming. If diagnozed with fuckitis, one must bang quickly and frequently in order to quell/aleviate its debilitating symptoms and/or side-effects, which are (but are not limited to); paranoia, diarrhea, pain, depression, the feeling to "fuck a fatty cuz they're easy", constant boners/wide-ons and disslecksia (dyslexia).
Fuckitis
1. Severe ailment
2. The human condition
3. Urge to bang a hottie
4. We all have it, don't kid yourself.
Fuckitis by Kneegrowdamus January 29, 2012

fuckitis 

A serious medical condition of both brain and central nervous system which is sometimes caused by head trauma or drama.

Cause; Unknown but can be hereditary.

Symptoms; Subjects never seems to learn from their mistakes. Fucked up.
He was diagnosed with Fuckitis and went to a Fuckologist hoping for a cure.
fuckitis by Panthera Atrox January 25, 2011

Fuckitism 

A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.
My core belief in Fuckitism has saved me many times when being a loser is a most repugnant option.
Fuckitism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018
a temporary sickness, characterized by apathy, in regards to matters considered important by society's standards
I've been slacking off at work and in school; think I have a case of the fuckits.
fuckits by Flutterbabbit December 27, 2008

in vino fuckitas 

In vino veritas = in wine, there is truth
in vino fuckitas = in wine, there is sex

Classy way to say "drunken sex."

Usually occurs at dinner parties, in hall closets.
Girl: After polishing off two bottles of red wine, the in vino fuckitas was inevitable.
in vino fuckitas by ProjectNine September 21, 2011