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Miss Mafia 

A pseudo-name of a Woman known in certain FemDom BDSM circles and the fetish world.

Her name derives from a nickname given to Her by her 8th grade Algebra teacher, and the name was later adopted as her 'scene name' and online moniker.

Her personality is like a diamond amongst rocks. Not only is she beautiful on the inside but also on the outside. She has stunning curves, beautiful cat-green eyes, and long shiny hair. She is the best Mistress a guy could ever want. To date her is comparable to heaven on earth!

If you find Miss Mafia, latch on for dear life.
She is a life-long friend, loyal to a fault, witty, creative, wicked smart and a bit of a sadist possessing a wickedly feral imagination.

Never let her go. Love her until the end.
She is guaranteed to always be full of surprises.
Damn! I wish I was collared and owned by Miss Mafia!

Miss Mafia is a MILF!

I wonder if Miss Mafia will spank my submissive ass later?

Are you going to Miss Mafia's fetish party tonight?
Miss Mafia by Mistress Mafia November 24, 2011
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026