poonacy

That special brand of crazy that can only be incited by a woman, particularly after a bad break-up.

A clear victim of poonacy, in a fit of rage, Officer Bieger fired several rounds from his service revolver into his ex's patrol car.

poonacy by PlayThatFunkyMusic November 15, 2011

poonacy

Crazy for the vagina

"after jerry got a lap dance he caught a bad case of the poonacy"

poonacy by jeff lange August 7, 2003

poonany pie 

A sex feast consisting of the best pussy you've ever had the pleasure to smash, lick, munch, eat, pile drive, bone, make love to, etc.

"Man, I just boned the tightest, wettest poonany pie last night!"
"That there poonany pie is some GOOD pie."

poonany pie by KnowledgeKicks May 2, 2008

poonany

1.A slang word for a females vagina that began as poon-tang and then was said to inbreds who added a little southern lip to to become poonany.

2.Also a raunchy Blues singer/musician who really hasn't yet hit the big time.

1. "Hey Cletus, I just put my sausage in Betty-annes poonany."

2. "Poonany is one good Blues musician."

poonany by slopass December 12, 2003

poonacide 

Equivalent to cock-blocking yourself.

Poonacide is considered to be any words or actions that that are an immediate turn-off to the female of interest, thereby killing any chances of sexual contact.

Comes from the root words POON and SUICIDE.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally had that chick until I started talking about my ex."

Guy 2: "Yeah you definitely committed poonacide there bro. Might wanna steer clear of that subject next time."

poonacide by famousKid February 22, 2009

poonany

Female genetalia

'dat gyarl have a stinky poonany

poonany by Schmeg McDuff January 30, 2003

granny poonany

When one has sexual intercourse with a shrivled female over the age 75.

I just got a sweet piece of granny poonany from your grandmother.

granny poonany by JesseCherry July 14, 2005