dif 

Do It Faggot.

John: I'm pointing my gun at my head right now.
Random guy: DIF!

dif by Xtremetard March 15, 2009

DIF 

Acronym (Dick In The Face).
Describes a woman who makes large efforts to look as sexy as possible and does, but looks really stuck up as well. She could use a dick in the face to humble her. Highly desirable for the dick owner.

Noun: DIF, diffy

-Did you see that girl? What an angel.
- No Way! She looks like a bitch, but damn she is fine. Straight diffy.

DIF by lostonewithoutacause November 8, 2011

DIF 

Desert Island Fuck: Someone you would only have sex with if stranded on a desert island.

I don't find her attractive at all. She's a DIF.

DIF by soyboy22 May 14, 2022

dif 

Difference

The subtle dif between love and lust is that you can make a person feel like having sex, but cannot make that person love you.

dif by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Dif 

To make love to many women, to hide the pain in your heart.

"Wow, George was out in Croatia recently – he's been rene-diffing girls all over the continent!"

"What do you mean, rene-diffing?"

"You know, like Rene Dif, once Aqua broke up and he indulged in all those orgies..."

Dif by gropogi October 31, 2011

dif 

Means anything. can be used for anything has no real meaning but DIF.

That pizza last night was dif. I wann dif that girl so hard>

dif by ufsdahf November 13, 2007

DIF 

Acronym for Dick In the Face. Cousin of BIF - Boobs In the Face. Also related to Dick In a Box.

Christmas... DIF, quanza... DIF... over at your parents house, a DI yo Face.

DIF by Hunter Ryan July 20, 2009