Definitions by soyboy22

DIF 

A person so unattractive that the only time you would have sexual relations with them is if you were trapped on a desert island together - Desert Island Fuck.

That woman' s so ugly... she's a DIF.

DIF by soyboy22 September 19, 2025

DIF 

Desert Island Fuck: Someone you would only have sex with if stranded on a desert island.

I don't find her attractive at all. She's a DIF.

DIF by soyboy22 May 14, 2022

LAMONT 

A WAY TO DISCREETLY SAY SOMEONE IS STUPID; A BIG DUMMY.
IN REFERENCE TO THE 1970s TELEVISION SHOW "SANFORD AND SON", WHEN FRED WOULD CALL HIS SON LAMONT A "BIG DUMMY".

THAT GUY IS A LAMONT.

LAMONT by soyboy22 April 13, 2017