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Fauxfanity 

Pronounced \fo-"fan-'&-tE\

words that resemble profanity but you aren't using cuss, curse or swear words.
Fauxfanity includes using...
"freak" or "frik" instead of "fuck"
"darn" instead of "damn"
"heck" instead of "hell"
"shoot" or "crap" instead of "shit"
"butt" or "arse" instead of "ass"
"betch" instead of "bitch"
"B.S." instead of "bullshit"
Fauxfanity by Donez January 28, 2006
When celebrities pretend to be romantically involved in order to obtain press coverage.
Aaron Carter is going out with Brooke Hogan? Psh. What a fauxmance.
fauxmance by lofosho10 November 11, 2007
A fake romance usually for the benefit of the media or family and friends.

The purpose of the fauxmance is usually: to willingly provide a celebate rouse for one or both partners true sexual orinetation until one or both are ready to come out.

It is often employed as a marketing ploy for films and major Celebrity couples.
Famous first Hollywood fauxmance
Doris day (Hetro) and Rock hudson ( Gay)

Latest speculated Celebrity fauxmance
Robert Pattinson (Hetro) and Kristen Stewart (unconfirmed)
fauxmance by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010

Fauxronic 

Improperly ironic.
"That hipster over there doesn't understand irony. He's totally Fauxronic."

Person 1: "We start off in diapers and we end up in diapers, how ironic!"
Person 2: "That's not ironic, that's fauxronic."
Fauxronic by Aschedjidoi November 27, 2009

fauxrganized 

Pretending you have your shit together but in reality you're completely unorganized
The teacher was very fauxrganized because he said he would give the students their tests back on Tuesday but didn't until Friday.
fauxrganized by Lselect October 17, 2011

Fauxancée

She tells everyone that she is Brad's fauxancée but he is never going to marry her.
Fauxancée by Momma_1 July 12, 2015