"Ted, have you seen the scissors? Ted? Teddy...? Ted! Are you even listening??"
"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.
A unique, energetic band consitsting of 5 talented members with influences ranging from metal, hardcore, jazz, progressive, etc. Based out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the quintet released there E.P. entitled "Epigrammatic" in March of 2009 through Ihava Studios. Their increasing populatrity has done them well as they are discussing deals with established labels and distrobution companies.
An individual skilled in mass psychology that cleverly utilizes mass greed and stupidity to dump overvalued cryptocurrency on them at a predetermined time-slot usually marked by fontas as"pump start" or "pre-pump start".
An appearance of the fontas is usually accompanied by mass hysteria in the Trollbox, with lot's of chikuns flying both up and down.
Any event orchestrated by the fontas always ends with the Trollbox declaring "pump failed"
A fontas never actually pumps after the first pump announcement.
The place in Fonda, Ny where incest-born rednecks gather around and watch ripoff NASCAR tournaments and pig slaughtering. The rides barely function, the ride operators are nothing but drug addicts, and you have it pay $5 to use the restroom. Oh and the food will give you explosive diarrhea for days.