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A total douche bag who has intercourse with most animals, especially ducks and dogs. Also this person may believe aliens are a tool of the devil for people to go insane and kill themselves. They are to lazy to do anything for themselves and they would like to have intercourse with young girls that they know the will never be able to get.
Travis: Dude the new art teacher is a total hentsch! i saw him fucking a duck!

Jamie: Thats what he does all the time by river!
Hentsch by assnuggets November 21, 2011
(n) when a males testicles are larger than his penis
No Mike, I don't want to see your hensch.

The mans hensch scared off all of the girls he hit on.
hensch by pdgac May 20, 2016

henschman 

(n) a man who has a hensch

see hensch
Mike look at those things, you are definitely a henschman.

The henschman was too scared to talk to the girls because of his over-sized testicles and his under-sized penis.
henschman by pdgac May 20, 2016

Hentchel 

Someone who you like, but your friends do not (and vise versa).
I dont know, Joey's a total Hentchel!
Hentchel by JOEY THE COMERE May 9, 2011

Hentchel 

1. A tall and ghostly figure that appears sleeveless and has a strong resemblance to Ichabod Crane.
Man 1: "Who is that over there checking damage on vehicles?"

Man 2: "I don't know, but it looks like a Hentchel!"
Hentchel by Louise Beatrice LaBeau February 17, 2009
One who wishes he or she was better than he or she is now
1. That kid is such a hertsch, he wishes he could play basketball.
2. That hertsch needs to get a life or learn to do it the real way.
3. Look at that wanna-be Gangster hertsch
Hertsch by MAGICALbohangaz April 24, 2009
The word Hensch discribes a man of intellect and culture, his beard is his shining glory and every man of honor tries to seek for his company.
Also his meme-game is usually very strong.
Look at this Chad, he just turns everything to gold he touches. He is such a Hensch and I love his mustache!
Hensch by Pridos February 2, 2020