statusry

The art of making facebook statuses that are valuable to your friends and not annoying.

A practicer of statusry is a statustician.

"97% won't repost this" because it's an awful example of statusry. I bet you have individual ideas to express, creatively and clearly.

statusry by Astrapto June 9, 2011

Statuary Abolitionism 

A movement inspired by an interest in both creating awareness of and demanding legislative action toward the problem of systemic racism and physical references immortalizing slavery.

You gonna protest tonite?
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...

Statuary Abolitionism by YAWA July 26, 2020

Statusfy 

Sometimes Statusfied (past tense).

To turn an event, conversation or other happening into a facebook status.

1. I'm going to statusfy that.

2. That moment with the hotdog has been statusfied.
3. Hey, you should statusfy that idiot who ran into a glass door.

4. Have you statusfied that yet?

Statusfy by Cleefy July 28, 2010

statuary rape 

Engaging in non-consensual sexual interaction with inanimate objects, usually a statue.

Mark: "Dude, I totally just fondled the Lincoln Memorial!"
Chris: "Did he consent to it?"
Mark: "Of course not, he can't particularly object."
Chris: "Bro, you just committed statuary rape!"

statuary rape by HRH CTMC December 4, 2010

Self-Statusfying 

the feeling of satisfaction when you've updated your status on a social media network.

to self-statusfy: the posting of status updates about yourself on any social media network.

also: self-statusfied, self-statusfaction

"Mmmm, I just updated my FB profile with my entire agenda for the day and I feel great! Posting details about my life is very self-statusfying."

Self-Statusfying by efamilyusa February 4, 2010

statusfy 

To satisfy your need for attention by posting your business on facebook.

Tom: "My girlfriend just broke up with me!"
Brad: "That whore. You should totally statusfy your anger."

statusfy by Star&Sky1 December 27, 2009

Statusfy 

The act of posting or updating your status on one of the many social networking sites.

I'm totally gonna statusfy what John just said!

Statusfy by mrcpr09 October 22, 2009