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spice rack dwarf

a dwarf who lives in your cubbord and makes spices for you . generaly a kind fellow smokes a long pipe and always has a story to tell ,but you dont care so you shout"GIVE ME THE PARSLEY BITCH"and then slam the doorright on his already broken toes
Steve:i dont think you shold treat your spice rack dwarf like that.
You: shut up steve or ill chop off your legs and put you up there with him.

universal spice rack 

a sexual act, in which several men of different races ejaculate on one woman's bare breasts.
Used in sentence: Hey Chad! So, guess what? Me, Jorge, Antwaan, Mohammed, and Chung gave this super hot chick a universal spice rack last night. It was awesome.

Spice rack 

A bra-like bottle-holding wrap you wear across your chest, like a bra, that holds spices while you're cooking
"Spiceps are alright... unless you have a spice rack!"

specRACKular 

Adjective applied to a pleasingly buxom woman. She must be attractive enough to be considered sexy or at least pretty even without the bodacious boobage and her uber-mammosity cannot be the product of the surgeon's art.
She'd have been hot even if she wore a b-cup, but with those pulse-pounding party-pillows she was absolutely specRACKular!
specRACKular by Uncle Cornpone December 25, 2005

spicecake 

Describes an attractive woman, used among friends to describe a pretty woman in the room by being descrete.
"Hey bro, check out the spicecake by the wall" "Hey man, you see the spicecake walk in a minute ago?"
spicecake by Jonny Q December 27, 2007

spice rack 

when someone has food caught in their teeth
ma'am, i could not help but notice that you have a bunch of junk all lodged up in your spice rack.
spice rack by tramdog August 11, 2003