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cracklin' oat bran 

Edible gold. The best cereal you will ever taste. It looks gross, but is orgasmic. Introduced to many at phillips exeter academy.
hey dude what are you eating?
cracklin' oat bran! what else?!

can i have some of that cereal bro?
nah dude, this is cracklin' oat bran

Cracking the UAV 

To be looking for woman to hook up with.

Refers to a killstreak in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, where a UAV (unarmed aerial vehicle) would indicate the location of enemies on the minimap. Similarly, cracking the UAV means looking for woman to have sex with.

First coined by the TikToker onlyonedan
On Friday night, the lads and I will be cracking the UAV at the club.
Cracking the UAV by Dragocaust April 28, 2023

crackistan 

a neighborhood or area where drug dealers and their customers congregate. Typically this is located in the inner city.
be careful. The bus station you are getting off at is in the middle of crackistan.
crackistan by sambarnes March 2, 2008

crackin open a cold one with the boys 

The ancient ritual of opening an ice cold beer with the boys. One of the most important moments of a boys life.
Sorry honey Saturday's are for crackin open a cold one with the boys

cracking hips 

Similar to rubbing elbows, cracking hips means hanging out in a casual way with people you are friends with or know.
Ellen and I were just cracking hips the other day when I was in the office; it was so much fun.
cracking hips by csg19 February 28, 2020

flap cracking 

The act of pouring pancake batter down your butt crack, heating up a curling iron and sticking it between your buttchecks to make flapjacks.
My wife and I did some flap cracking last night. It was sexy and delicious.

I can't get off anymore unless we do some flap cracking beforehand.
flap cracking by borc June 19, 2021