janis 

Best teacher ever. Speaks clear english, and somewhat functioning Norwegian. He is the founder of Kristiansand Linux User Group, and a former rowing world champion.

"Wow, I have the best professor ever."
"Oh, tell me more?"
"He's Janis"

janis by bacit-homo-sapiens January 12, 2023

Janis 

A very pale girl sometimes referred to as a ghost. Funny, super pretty, and kind. She always has good grades and has the best intentions but when you get to know her she can be a real handful and will have you laughing until your stomach hurts for sure!! If you ever meet a janis dont let her spirit slip away!!!!

Guy 1: what's wrong? It looks like you've seen a ghost!

Guy 2: I did! Her name was janis!!!!

Janis by Oogabooga777 November 13, 2019

janis 

Janis can be used as a slang term for cocaine. It comes from the 60's and 70's singer Janis Joplin who used the drug excessively.

"Yo home slice lets go pick up a gram of Janis."

janis by stay trill February 12, 2007

JANIS 

Super frizzy medium or long length hair that looks a lot like Janis Joplin's hair in the '60's.

I had a really bad hair day today. Totally Janis.

JANIS by Bagitbabe October 13, 2008

Janis 

Verb:

1: To confuse and complicate an otherwise normal or simple situation to a point of complexity that assures failure.

2: To interrupt a conversation or situation with irrelevant information with extreme enthusiasm or distress.

3: Turning a normally boring topic of conversation into a self deprecating comedic event.

4: To flail around and huff and puff and generally spazz out repeating “Oh My God It’s Hot in Here!

1: We were planning a picnic but Herb really Janised it up.

2: Did you see Maxine Janis that debate in the office earlier? I mean really what do cupcakes have to do with the Iran Contra scandal?

3: Man when Glen told that story about weeding his garden he really Janised it! I was nearly in tears it was so funny!

4: Martina burst into the roomed Janised around for a few minutes and left. Man that was weird.

Janis by Johar97 July 18, 2010

Janis 

Janis
A sweet friend
She can fuck you up tho
Real bad
Obsessed with social media sometimes
Really loves to paint

Her boyfriend is probably named:
Andre, Damian , Jack, or Cris
She's wierd but normal
Yeetus the feetus
Likes to be dramatic randomly

Isn't that Janis?
Let's go!!!

Janis by Thatbishyouhate July 14, 2019

janis 

a name you call a friend named alyssa

me:”hay janis”
alyssa:”hey”

janis by crazyjaniscrazyjanice February 18, 2019