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One whom is in denial regarding their homosexual preference.
Bob: BRO, lets play pool basketball! If you don't want to play then you're gay...FAG!!!!
Curtis: Why, so you can "accidentally" grab my balls again, you clomo?
clomo by turfburn29 December 4, 2009
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Cosmopygian 

The word Cosmopygian originated from the combination of the title of the magazine Cosmopolitan, which wouldn't let Sir Mix A Lot use their magazine title in his video, and the word Callipygian, which means having well-shaped buttocks. They thought it would be degrading to women as he talks about how he loves big butts. I think they were butt-tight conservatives.
A magazine that parodies Cosmo and supports his thesis at the same time, Cosmopygian. SuhWeet
Cosmopygian by TA159 September 5, 2012

Cosmo the Seedarian 

Tails' girlfriend on sonic X. they start to develop feelings toward each other during the course of season 3. She comes to warn Sonic & friends about the metarex, a group of alien robots that steal planet life. In the end she transforms herself into a tree and envelops herself around the metarex planet to immobilize and stop them from destroying the galaxy. This gave tails the opportunity to destroy the metarex for good with his sonic cannon but at a price: cosmo's life. The fact that Tails had to kill the one he loved makes many fans consider it the saddest anime moment in history.
(shot destroys the metarex and cosmo)
Tails: COSMOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cosmo: tails whenever you miss me just look for me right beside you.
(cosmo's spirit kisses tails then immidiately dissapears into the afterlife)
RIP Cosmo the Seedarian
Cosmo the Seedarian by Majin Tails October 21, 2009

Cosmotrosis 

When you think something sounds like a dinosaur, but is not actually a dinosaur and you are now disappointed.
Did you hear bout the new Cosmotrosis skeleton those paleontologist found?
Are you fucking retarded bro?
Cosmotrosis by Xibby June 16, 2019
A common combination between the "CL" "O" and "SOS" emojis, forming one odd, yet intriguing word in all caps. it is used mainly to cause confusion in a conversation while insulting someone without them knowing it. It is an insult similar to clod, meaning just a stupid person.
*In text message*

1: "Hey, did you do that history homework?"
2: "Of course I did, you CLOSOS."
1: "What?"
2: "Nothing..."
Closos by Vinman7122 June 2, 2018

Cosmo Sheldrake 

A visionary, a quirky lad who churns out pure art. His music makes you dream of having a picnic of fruit you picked with your love, chowing down while sitting atop a tree stump in a forest far from any other humans, you're both covered in dirt and singing songs about the old gods, chunky birds, and cool bugs. He makes videos performing his songs where they blend so perfectly with the location, and it's absolutely beautiful. He puts his soul and his thoughts and his interests into his creations and he needs to be more well known for his work. His songs range from crying near a pond over a lost love to exploring an old stone castle with your lads.
"If I ever see Cosmo Sheldrake in concert, I'd problably experience some type of spiritual awakening."