Zonja is a beautiful girl, in both looks and soul. She loves to make great memories and think back about old ones. She is fearless and will always go after what she wants. Every guy wants to be with her, but she friend zones them, breaking hundreds of hearts in order to get the one guy she's got her eye on. She's a very loyal friend, girlfriend and wife and everybody loves her!!!!!!!!! (except Bob)
Bob: Hey Zonja, I don't like you
Jimmy: Shut up Bob, everybody loves Zonja and everyone hates you
Zonja: Sorry Jimmy, not interested. I got my eyes on one man and one man only
Jimmy cries
Jimmy: Shut up Bob, everybody loves Zonja and everyone hates you
Zonja: Sorry Jimmy, not interested. I got my eyes on one man and one man only
Jimmy cries
by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G October 21, 2018
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zonja is someone who is always on the move doing what they love and always following their dreams. A hardworker and def a one of a kind....hard to find :)
by bball player April 27, 2011
Get the Zonja mug.Zonja is a smart, funny and defs the HOTTEST girl out there. She isnt just hot because of her looks, but also because of her personality; she has drive and ambition, she doesnt let people walk over her and she plays verryyy hard to get (thats hot). Shes focused in work and school and dont let guys distract her EVER. She has a unique look, not a basic pinterest chick but sooo unique, usually with dark brown hair and blue or green eyes (so hot), tall and lean with meat in the right places...hot
shes also foreign, defs not from a white basic country (hot)
She isnt the party type, and stays away from drugs!!! (hot)
And shes freakyyy afff (neck game strong bro)
But watch out shes a player, and dont let anyone hit - but then again....hot
shes also foreign, defs not from a white basic country (hot)
She isnt the party type, and stays away from drugs!!! (hot)
And shes freakyyy afff (neck game strong bro)
But watch out shes a player, and dont let anyone hit - but then again....hot
Jack: Whos that new hottie over there doing chemistry ??
Tom: oh her! thats Zonja, defs hottest girl right
Jack: oh yeah defs...didnt she play like 4 guys?
Tom: yeah, but shes hot so its okay
Tom: oh her! thats Zonja, defs hottest girl right
Jack: oh yeah defs...didnt she play like 4 guys?
Tom: yeah, but shes hot so its okay
by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G November 13, 2020
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