Rohnert Park

A city full of suburban kids who think they're ghetto because the public high school is poorly funded and there's vandalism all over the place.

Founded by a seed farm owner back in the late 1800s, Rohnert Park is the home to Sonoma State Univerity, one of the best in the state.

Typical Rohnert Park kid: "YO WUD IT DO WELCOME TO MURDA PARK WE GET HYPHY IS DIZ BITCH"

other Rohnert Park kid: "This isn't Oakland, shut your mouth"

Rohnert Park by Steven AustinTHIS NAMEIS USED October 9, 2008

Rohnert Park

In between the cities of Petaluma and Santa Rosa, people continuously say that Rohnert Park is probably the worst city in the entire world. Those people are indeed crazy! Rohnert Park is the best! Why? Because we have our amazing Safeway! Our totally cool Target! And of course... *drum roll please* a MOVIE THEATER! Rohnert Park rocks and I'm proud to live here!

Oh and beware! We have something equivalent to the Black Smoke in Lost, but we call it... THE SONOMA AROMA, baby! Don't mess with Rohnert Parkians!

Rohnert Park is kind of like a desert, but worse.

Rohnert Park by Rohnert Park Resident, Baby! January 24, 2011

Rohnert Park

A small, diverse city in the north bay where stoners smoke, skaters skate, gangstas bang, and soccer moms take their kids to school. Specifically, Rohnert Park is in Sonoma County (707) just south of Santa Rosa, CA. Most of the city is populated by Caucasians and Hispanics, with a handful of African-Americans.

Rohnert Park has ghettos, suburbs, and big ass houses...gangsters, skaters, and soccer moms.

Rohnert Park by tht1boss July 6, 2009

Rohnert Park

A really boring town full of wangsters and skaters

Guy 1: wanna go to rohnert park?
Guy 2:no
Guy 1:why?
Guy 2:because its full of stupid skaters and wangsters

Rohnert Park by Fucktard ShitBob November 1, 2008

rohnert park

a baller place also known as murda park or murder park. it is known for its awsesome people, chill highschool, and kids. a synonym for rohnert park would b baller, cool, pwnage, sickass, chill, tight, hella boss. antonym for it would be petaluma. petaluma is a faggot cock city. ROHNERT PARK IS A BALLER STATUS CITY. known for going dumb, getting hyphy, reppin the 7.0.7

guy1: "dayuum rohnert park is hella boss compared to petaluma"
guy2: "dude i know petaluma sucks, i went there and alls it wuz wuz a small gay city"
guy1:i barely even heard of it"
guys2: "me2!"

rohnert park by jjcakess April 24, 2008