Dryer Sheet

A person who clings to someone or something like a dryer sheet does to clothes fresh out of the dryer. These people are normally new somewhere and are trying to make friends or are younger kids.

Sally: This kid keeps following me around all day, he wont leave me alone.

Billy: That kids a real dryer sheet

Dryer Sheet by True inventor of this word January 14, 2011

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Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

Dryer Sheet by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

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dryer sheet

A person who attaches themselves to another and never goes away like a dryer sheet. The unsuspecting victim is usually semi-popular and somewhat friendly with the person who never lets them be.

Angela is being such a friggin dryer sheet. She never lets Amanda leave her sight.

dryer sheet by k.m.n December 12, 2008

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dryer sheet

The act of taking a shit in someone's clothes dryer.

After removing his shit streaked clothes from the dryer, Eric realized,at last nights party a drunken JB had given him a dryer sheet.

dryer sheet by branding iron October 26, 2010

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Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Dryer Sheet by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

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dryer sheet hitchhiker

A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.

Did you notice that sexy secretary's dryer sheet hitchhiker?

dryer sheet hitchhiker by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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