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A word to describe someone who is extremely smart but who occasionally or frequently acts ditzy. Also used to describe the behavior of such person.
See that girl? You'd never guess by looking at her that she's super smart, because she acts totally ditzy. That girl is really smitzy.

My boyfriend is President of the Chess Club and was accepted to Harvard. But he's forever losing his phone, locking himself out of his car, and leaving his wallet at home. God, is he smitzy.

I went to a job interview and totally nailed it: passed every test and gave all the right answers. Everything was perfect ... until it was time to leave. Without thinking, instead of shaking my interviewer's hand, I gave him a kiss him on the cheek! That was one hell of a smitzy moment.
Smitzy by yo-yo-ma-ma December 28, 2010
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen 

He was #1
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen's, his headstone only says "Smitty Werben"

Spongebob: It was his hat Mr Krabs, He was number 1!
A describing word for how one looks or an act done. Conveying a positive meaning.
Austin: "That's a pretty snitzy jacket you have on."

*****

Austin: "Look, I can stand on my head."

Rachel: "Well aren't you snitzy"
snitzy by Sinitron July 4, 2012

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen 

He was number one!
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen was clearly number one. It says so on his hat.

Titty smithy 

Mandick the titty smithy who molds titty Armor for every strong female video game character
Tom: I wonder how the females get such accurate Armour for their titties
Jacob: Mandick the titty smithy makes it
Tom: Thanks for telling me bro
When someone procrastinates to a point that they spend more time procrastinating and not getting what they need done.
Smitsy by Rain Of Life October 30, 2010

smithy boy 

A faggot who tries to rap on the internet in a pre-pubescent voice, he also smokes marajuana while he raps and he recently became well known due to Smithy Boy and the crew ft. L Dot who is a scrubber with a speech impediment. He also thinks he is "Down wi da kids innit fam!"
smithy boy by ReFL3X July 12, 2014