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Fermented Freddy 

Fermented Freddy (noun) is a speciality beverage that is commonly consumed after a Bukkake session or during special events that call for an especially flavourful beverage.

The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.

1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.

2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.

5. Uncork and Enjoy!
Matt: "Hey its Fourth of July Weekend we should get some nice beers!"

Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."

Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"

(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)
Fermented Freddy by DPI001 July 5, 2011

Flamenwerfer 

It werfs flamen.
I didn't like how she looked, so i used a flamenwerfer on her face.
Flamenwerfer by RAAAAAM ROOOOOD September 25, 2011

The Lamented Star 

A gay ass YouTuber who has an ego the size of his imaginary penis.
Oh, you watch The Lamented Star?
*pulls out shotgun*

Flaunted House 

A house that has gone overboard in decorating for Halloween. Characterized by light and music shows, dramatic, blown up and life size yard decor. The opposite of a haunted house.
My next door neighbor has a flaunted house. She put out about 20 hand carved pumpkins, hung a skeleton from her balcony, and is blasting "Thriller" in sync with her light show and there is fog and mist surrounding her front yard!
Flaunted House by FASH1976 October 30, 2011

Fermented Love 

Under the influence of alcohol, thinking you're in love (really, lust) with someone, when really you are just drunk. The person usually seems prettier in fermented love than in reality. Also, the person seems better.
you: yeah i met this mega hottie last night.
me: was it fermented love?
you: nah dude! i wasn't drinking!
Fermented Love by Atticusx July 16, 2009

lamented 

mourned for, to feel or express sorrow
Everyone lamented the fact that Scrimgeour had refused to pass on the sword.

Our late lamented friend.
lamented by CroVox November 16, 2016