Palinese 

A hard-to-decipher language that originated in Wasilla, Alaska. Believed to have first been spoken and heard in the 21st Century, it is characterized by use of moronic oversimplified phrases such as "Russia's in my backyard," "gotcha journalism," "death panels," "lame stream media," and "you betcha."

Estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)

If the former Governor of Alaska decides to run for President in 2012, we'll all need some type of interpreter during the debates 'cause no one else on earth understands Palinese.

Palinese by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Palinese 

An incoherent rant utilizing multiple unrelated catch phrases and cliches in a fantastically run-on sentence.

The half-term governor gave a Palinese description of her position on the economy that left all listeners baffled at her comment.

Palinese by Bad Ass Liberal September 16, 2016

pakinese 

A Pakinese, is a mix raced person of whom's parents decended from two east Asian countries: Pakistan and China. The offspring will often be quite good looking, and babies are reported to fetch western interest of parents looking to adopt. Thus this rather new race is quite rare. Babies are reported to fetch upwards of $1mn to celebrity couples.

"Hey Brad I want a Pakinese baby"
"Err, sure babes, I will phone the Pakinese embassy, and then we will fly out next week".

pakinese by The Vanilla from Manilla October 5, 2007

Palinesque

Fake, Transparent, Blabbering Idiot

Fox News is a complete parade of Palinesque Baffoons.

I'd rather be Bidenesque than Palinesque

Palinesque by Bill O'Lielly, Han Shammity January 16, 2009

Palinesque

refer to something really concervative, reactionary or retrogress

or

When someone doesn't answer a question, and immediately changes the topic. (Beneath the Blue Sky on yahoo answers)

"si les affaires de cul mettent en émoi toute la frange palinesque et hypocrite des anglo-saxons ainsi que quelques féministes d'arrière garde et autres roquets tourmentés, il faudrait un peu évoluer" (in a comment of MarJacq on Jean Quatremer's blog, 27/10/2008)

or

"Actually, I'm not going to answer this question. Instead, I'd like to talk about something completely different." (in a comment of holyhol... on yahoo answers)

Palinesque by applepye December 9, 2008

palinesque

Adj. All glitz and glitter, no substance. Looks good, but behind the appearance, deficient.

The candidate hit all the political hot-buttons of her cohort, but was woefully short of factual detail and well reasoned policies.

The cheer leading squad was lead by a palinesque looker, not a blonde, but a brunette simpleton.

palinesque by Sgt Rocque March 9, 2010

palinesque

an oily sheen

The Gulf of Mexico has a palinesque appearance.

palinesque by hplar June 3, 2010