A hard-to-decipher language that originated in Wasilla,
Alaska. Believed to have first been spoken and heard in the 21st Century, it is characterized by use of moronic oversimplified phrases such as "
Russia's in my backyard," "gotcha journalism," "death panels," "lame stream
media," and "you betcha."
Estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)
If the former Governor of
Alaska decides to run for President in
2012, we'll all need some type of interpreter during the debates 'cause no one else on
earth understands Palinese.