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Purple Bash

Purple Bash can mean a number of different things:

1) Just before a man is about to climax and ejaculate, their partner punches him in the bellend

2)Just before a woman reaches a climax, they are punched in the clitoris.

3)When someone gives another person a black eye by hitting them with an erect penis.
For Example:

1) Oh man! I was getting laid last night and my girl friend randomly gave me a purple bash!

2&3) I gave my girlfriend a purple bash to get my revenge.
Purple Bash by purplebasher September 26, 2010
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Purple Bash

A sexual act that is meant to be incredibly enjoyable. It is also incredibly hard to do because it involves some skill and timing. When the man is about to ejaculate his partner hits his bellend hard enough to close the passage at the end of his penis then he cums. The cum can't get out instantly and a massive pressure is built up inside the penis giving the man an immense pleasure.
Hahaha did you hear about Greg?? He asked that prostitute to give him a purple bash
Purple Bash by bigbigrattata October 30, 2010

purplewashing 

When corporations, political parties or other institutions pretend to be feminists when in fact they are not committed to gender equality.
An example of "purplewashing":

- A T-shirt stamped with the word "Feminism" but made by a woman under conditions of semi-slavery.
purplewashing by Anton Q. August 4, 2017

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026