Rturd

1. Someone who is so stupid, they have a smell for there stupidity 2. When someone is stupid and also smells like shit.

Corey is such an rturd!

Did you see Kadie the other day in Science? She's such a fucking rturd...

by Impotent One October 30, 2010

Returd

A cross between a retard and a turd

"Leanne, you're such a returd!"

by Ad:for:peru March 19, 2009

Returd

(n.) When the solid deuce you are dropping stubbornly shoots back up into your bunghole.

Guy on the shitter- "Yo, this deuce wants to stay in my ass forever, fuckin' returd!"

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

rtard

stupid, pathetic, dumb, annoying

you are such an rtard, that is a softball, not a basketball.

by Tara January 29, 2005

returd

A piece of shit that returns to the toilet bowl after a flush. Usually associated with a massive dump or a weak flush, or both. Combination of return and turd.

That returd kept coming back up for air. It was not a pretty sight in the bathroom.

by yes juanito yes May 18, 2015

returded

A combination of "retarded" and "turd";
an adjective to describe someone you really dislike, or think is plain stupid.

Noun: Returd

Phil is so returded. He had the nerve to go pick a fight with me.

by Reba Dee October 21, 2008

Raturday

Raturday shall now be defined as: a Saturday when the rat shall go out with his fellow animals on a boozy one - most probably 2 da redback tavern - and prowl on women who will more than likely be younger than him, this is becuase the rat, like most of his animal companions is bare dirty and filthy.

only the rat can decide whether a saturday will b declared as a raturday

Raturday is to be used when you and a group of friends all have animal names. one of your group should be given the name of rat as he is cheesy, dirty, filthy and probably has a long tail.

(the redback tavern is a sleezy yet convenient club located in acton)

This saturday is gona b a raturday.

I can feel a raturday coming up.

There's a raturday just over the horizon.

A raturday is blooming this week boys, like a sweet tulip blooming in the early spring.

by Dirty Rat Man March 11, 2010