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FUNFILLING 

Loaded up with excitement, joy, thrills, pleasure....the opposite of dullness...we broke up because he wasn't funlfilling enough for me.
Ah.....I just did :) I BROKE UP WITH HIM BECAUSE HE WAS NOT FUNFILLING ENOUGH FOR ME.
FUNFILLING by Kittycares May 22, 2018

Self Fulfilling Prophecy 

Positive or negative expectations about circumstances, events, or people that may affect a persons behavior toward them in a manner that he or she (unknowingly) creates situations in which those expectations are fulfilled.

In other words, causing something to happen by believing it will come true
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Example 1:
An employer sees a new employee and automatically expects him to be disloyal. The employer then treats the employee in a way to elicit the very response he concluded.

Example 2:
Labeling someone a "criminal," and treating that person as such, may foster criminal behavior in the person who is subjected to the expectation, thus creating a self fulfilling prophecy

Self-Fulfilling Twat 

A twat who claims he's only behaving like a twat in defence of the fact that other people keep calling him a twat behind his back.

Similar to a self-fulfilling prophecy but more personal, and often used as a defense mechanism, usually by men to avoid ever having to engage with anyone emotionally, or say sorry.

Their phrase of choice should you ask them why they're behaving like a twat is of course: 'Are you calling me a twat then!?' and then centre all their twatness upon you as you obviously must be the source of why everyone thinks they're a twat, and are no longer inviting them to any more social events.
I can't be bothered to try and make sense of the man anymore, he just seems to be a self-fulfilling twat.
Self-Fulfilling Twat by ..WiL June 11, 2007

Funnilingus 

n. The art of performing Cunnilingus for fun, or a particular experience of Cunnilingus that was 'fun'.
'Oh my god manlads, I just had some smacklipping funnilingus.'
Funnilingus by Machman January 25, 2009

Fungilingus 

Although close to cunnilingus and funnilingus, not quite so enjoyable... The 'art' of administering oral sex to an infected vajay. - Not nice at all
'Oh my god man, what's up with you?!'
'I feel so bad, just got myself some fungilingus!' *vomits*
Fungilingus by Machman January 25, 2009

self-fulfilling prophecy 

When a false or true statement is said about someone enough times, it eventually becomes true.
If you call your girlfriend a bitch, she will become a self-fulfilling prophecy and act like a bitch.