woned 

Won and owned combined; to own someone and declare victory.

Origin: an unintentional misspelling of "owned" that backfired (see example).

Bob: My mom caught me masturbating in the washroom today... FML

Jonathan: WONED

Bob: The noob spelled it wrong

woned by Darth Falcon September 13, 2010

Woned 

When somebody is under the influence of Cocaine or Ecstasy/MDMA (Wired) and under the influence of Cannabis (Stoned). Therefore making the person Woned.

Sam: "Hey did you go to that party on Saturday"

Riley: "Yeah dude, I was so fucking woned"

Woned by 420blazeman August 12, 2018

Woned 

One step farther than pwned, woned means to own severly. In gaming, the term owned means to dominate certain aspect of the game. Woning usually implies turning back the tide to your advantadge in a surprising motion.

-Rush in, GO GO, we got them...
-OMG what happened ?!
-Woned

or

-How did last game go?
-Woow we got so raped...I mean basically woned.

Woned by ninjastarrr May 7, 2009

woned 

Similar to "owned" but is only capable of being achieved by the most leet players.

joe woned bob matt and john while blind using only his sense of sound.

woned by WoNeD October 9, 2003

Woned 

This word originated in the the online game, "Counter-Strike." This word, unlike "pwned" or "owned," supposedly is the most respected win in a game. For instance, in CS, if i killed their entire team, then i would have woned their team. (2)Wonish - can be used to describe somebody's lack of skill.

OMGOSH!!! DOOGIE! I so just woned your entire team!!!
Paul, you are so wonish.

Woned by kevkev July 24, 2008

woned 

The history of the word Woned Spans Thousands Of Years, to befre the age of Jesus of Nazareth. Judeans used to use this word to describe things with huge genetailia, or Inbred looking Faces.

Luke woned tht noob with connor, they no longer use words like pwnd or owned.

woned by Lenza December 15, 2008

Wonderbat 

Term that refers to the romantic relationship between Batman and Wonder Woman. The best romantic relationship in DC comics. This romantic relationship is very visible in the DC animated universe (DCAU). They are literally perfect for each other. One is a charismatic, intelligent, billionaire from Gotham City whose real identity is Bruce Wayne. The other is an immortal, divine, princess from Themyscira whose real identity is Diana Prince. Batman and Wonder Woman love each other. Bruce Wayne and Diana Prince would undoubtedly start a family together if villains did not continue to wreak havoc. Both complete one another. Wonderbat is an exceedingly popular couple in fiction. Countless people ship Bruce Wayne and Diana Prince. Wonder Woman’s heart belongs to Batman and Batman’s heart belongs to Wonder Woman. Number one DC comic book romantic pairing.

Person 1: Could you think of a couple in fiction that are made for one another?
Person 2: Wonderbat definitely!

Person 1: If Bruce Wayne were to end up with someone and form a family with, who would it be?
Person 2: Absolutely Diana Prince! Ever heard of Wonderbat?

Wonderbat by JFK35 December 16, 2020