needle dick

a dick that is child-sized ,but on a man!

Shane has a needle dick.

by meee November 30, 2003

needle dick

The exact opposite of a chode: A penis which is extremely long yet extremely skinny. Will not please a woman as much as a chode, as it is too skinny to touch the vaginal walls.

Fucking with a needle dick is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Frank-The True Knower of the Word Chode May 25, 2006

needle dick

a tiny thin penis,only good for laughing at.

i saw you naked kevin, you have a little needledick. hahahaha

by stephine September 13, 2005

Needle dick

(n): Small, thin penis.

They don't call him needle dick the bug fucker for nothing!

by Gayblade 1068 October 30, 2009

needle dick

a very thin dick, often something used to pick your teeth with

after eating roast beef, robert picked his teeth with his needle dick.

by katie February 20, 2004

needle dick

a very tiny dick. one that can barely be seen. the width of a needle. Tiny pee-pee.

I have a needle dick.

by Soni Vitale January 16, 2008

Needle dick

Male genetailia in which can fit into ones exposed or unexposed pores

Erin: Hey! Whatd you do yesterday?

Cole: The usual, i went to the forest and used my needle dick to penetrate the pores on many small animals.

Erin: Oh.

by Erin Bomb December 31, 2009