Swamp Donkey

A word refering to someone with an abnormally large penis, can be a pet name, often used refering to a man hung like a smokehouse
Damn Bradley is such a swamp donkey, his cock is huge!
by Bradley Wier November 23, 2007
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Swamp Donkey

the state in which ones taint, testicles, and/or ass will become sweaty and nasty after playing sports on a hot summer day, often enhanced by the use of compression shorts.
Man, I can smell that swamp donkey all the way over on the other side of the locker room.

Say that one more time and I'll drip my swamp donkey on yo' face, bitch.
by JustinBrittanyAshleyWVU April 25, 2008
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Swamp Donkey

A nasty skank that you wouldnt touch... but under the influence may be tempted to wordchop.
She is a swamp donkey, but i would still chop her.
by Bill the Shetland Pony August 20, 2003
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Swamp Donkey

a dread head party girl who drinks vodka till the cows come home and falls over and rolls in the mud >>> ( most are called alex)
by jon June 03, 2003
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Swamp Donkey

A BadAss Ford F250 that is strong as a mule. A very powerful man that grew up in South East Texas. Not afraid of, and will serve up a good 'Ol Fashion grass sandwich and always brings a gun to a knife fight. Woman adore him and dudes want to be like him.
I think there was a Swamp Donkey here last night, my Mom made some crazy ass noises all night.
by Mackabilly December 10, 2019
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Swamp Donkey

A swamp donkey may be described as:
- A flea and tick infested hairy beast with eyes rolling to the back of her head
- A grimey butt pirate with shooting strands of pubic hair starting from her knees and working up to the face with a cauliflower infested snatch patch
- A slam pig that walks through the bar with fecal fart-icle's following her ready to join your circle jerk
- A man-eating, cock-cannibal who violates the latest fashion fuax paus of butt cleavage.

She has a past medical history positive for herpes simplex 1 and 2, "the clap", "the clam", anal warts, syphilis, and crabs with or without "Henry IV".

Also, she has been called such names as sausage wallet, sasquatch/ yetti, chewbacca, hairy ape woman, bum ninja, colon cowgirl, uncle Fester, cousin It, and donkey lips.
For example; you know you have been picked up by a swamp donkey if when you get in her car, you have to push aside all the Arby's wrappers to sit down. Also upon an up-close inspection you notice grundle butter on her chin. She then turns to you hungry the wolf, giving you the stink eye.
by KY froto April 03, 2009
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Swamp Donkey

An dreadful excuse of a human who would only be touched by your ugliest mate on a footy trip at 5:00am.
"Hey Bazza, don't even think about taking that insipid Swamp Donkey back to our hotel
by David Clonan December 17, 2003
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