Vadton 

A Russian lesbian who is very pessimistic.

God snook's, you're such a Vadton.

Vadton by Chrisy Lohr August 14, 2010

Vatonage 

To reawken light that has been submerged in darkness.

God is the only one that can vatonage the best.

Vatonage by Emily Jean Drago October 9, 2011

Vadong 

Someone with a very small penis is called Vadong. You ain't getting any vagina, because your penis is so small that no chick wants you near her vagina - - you are Vadong.

My buddy picked up this hot chick at the pub last night, but when he took her home, he pulled down his pants and the bitch said, "What the Fuck?, get outta here, you are Vadong."

Vadong by David Vadong July 8, 2010

vantonderism 

A South African colloquialism referring to a (usually intoxicated) person falling/slipping on the floor near a swimming pool.

Oh man, did you see Hannes last weekend? He totally had a vantonderism!

vantonderism by maaaster_baiter June 13, 2017

Valton

Albanian hustler, living with two birds...

Look there's a Valton!

Valton by Pheedlz September 29, 2011

Valton

The sexiest Albanian motherfucker on the planet. He can steal your girl faster than you can say, "holy shit that guy is hot".

"Yo, he's handsome af"
"Yeah, that's Valton"

Valton by Qazplmoknwsxedcijb December 28, 2019

Vadongle

A more feminine way of talking about a dongle, which is a hardware device attached to a computer without which a particular software program will not run: used to prevent unauthorized use.

Dick: I can't find my dongle. I hate it when my colleagues use mine without asking.
Jane: My vadongle is missing, too. Someone must have taken it to show a video.

Vadongle by vadongler October 30, 2009